Mummy keeps taking photos of me, she says I am a handsome boy, Daddy says I am a dognut, a plonker, that I have Klingon ridges on my head. But Mummy says to ignore Daddy as I am her gorgeous forever baby boy.
I have worked out how to get on and off the sofa without jumping, i slide on and off, I have my spot on the sofa which is my favoritist thing ever!!!
The Barney Bear Labrador Story 